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I Don’t Wanna Grow Up!



“Hey Alfred!” you hollered and waved an arm after patting some more snow on you and your little sister’s snow man.

“Hey, ______! What’s up, brah?” Alfred answered, jaywalking from his mailbox to your side of the street, but he still looked both ways.

“Nothing much; Maddy and I are making a snowman.” You answered as he walked into your front lawn, leaving fresh tracks.

“He’s ruining the snow!!!” Your sister, Maddy, gasped, pointing at him accusingly.

Alfred stopped where he was and held up his hands in defense. This was common between them and you knew what was next. He got his sneaky smirk on his face and shrugged his shoulders.

“Oh my, seems I have officer Maddy. BUT YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO CATCH ME COPPER!” Alfred laughed dropping his arms and lightly jogging away.

Caddy beamed and darted after him. Alfred would let Maddy get close enough so it seemed like she had him before entering a normal jog and then back to his teasing pace. You giggled at the two before returning to the snowman.

“Weee-oooo-weeeee-oooo!” your sister sounded through the yard as you began the head of the snowman.

While doing this you didn’t notice Alfred creep up behind you. He stood there completely silent for a few seconds before grabbing your shoulder, whipping you around, and then grabbing your hips and tossing you over his shoulder. You let out a startled cry as Alfred began to trot away with you, laughing excitedly.

“Now I have a hostage copper! And if you take another step,” Alfred stopped and faced Maddy, setting you down but keeping a secure arm around you, “I’ll have no other choice but to kiss your sister!”

Maddy’s eyes widened and her jaw set. She was so cute when she was determined! Her hands were placed at her hips now and she looked like a mini you.

“I dare you!” she bartered.

Alfred got a devious grin. He grabbed your chin and tilted your face to his, those gorgeous cerulean eyes meeting your (e/c) orbs. You stared at him as he continued his smirk before darting his eyes up and to your sister.

“If you let me go no one will get kissed. You still have a chance to save _____, Maddy.” He warned.

“You don’t have the balls! My sister always said you didn’t have the balls to do anything romantic! And you call yourself a hero, Alfred F. Jones!” your little five year old sister blurted out making your eyes go wide… Alfred just stared blankly at your sister before turning his attention to you.

Did she even know what that means?

“Oh really?” he cooed, his eyes squinting with a secret.

His hand gripped your thigh and held the small of your back as he dipped you and pressed his lips against yours. Your eyes opened wide at the motions and you remained still. Maddy’s eyes were huge and her jaw was hanging from pure shock.

“If you still don’t think I have the balls, we can go to my house and I’ll show you them and my bat~” Alfred cooed, making you blush.

“I wanna see Alfie play baseball!” Maddy whined, jumping on his arm and hanging from it.

“I don’t think you wanna know the bases I plan to run-” he began.

“Alfred! She’s five!” you shrieked, pushing yourself from his grasp.

“What? I don’t think she understands this~” Alfred pointed to your lower area and gave a light thrust that-thankfully- Maddy didn’t see.

“Alfred, grow up.”

“Unless I get a home run, I don’t wanna grow up!”

Later that night you and Alfred played the diamond for hours.
This was a request. She knows who she is~

I was in a mood and ik ik i have other things to be doing but hey! deal with it!

Hetalia not mine

Picture not mine

You... your choice

:iconamericasexyofficer: I am owned by him because i am american~ (his character of hetalia belongs to the creator of hetalia)

The story idea is mine.

Me: Should there be a warning?

America: If anything, Britain's cooking should be considered first.

England: What!? You little twat! I'll make you pay for dissing my cooking!

America: Dude! You sounded like me!
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karks1992 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
Brilliant story totally hilarious :)
SrtingOfFate Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013
Lolz suddenly I have an overwhelming want to play baseball XDD
XxwhybelievexX Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's a fun sport. Both versions. ;)
SrtingOfFate Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013
XxwhybelievexX Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
SoulEatingButler Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
1. Think of your crush
2. Make a heart with your hands
3. Kiss the heart
4. Put the heart where your real heart is
Tomorrow your crush will ask you out
This will only work if you post this on your favorite article
XxwhybelievexX Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg! Is this seriously your fav article!?
SoulEatingButler Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah dude! I laughed and I never forgot this one! Sadly I did this and it didn't work so...but great job dude. Awesome
XxwhybelievexX Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you so much!
killrcannibalbnny Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconjawdroppingplz: oh... my....jegus...made my day ^^
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